Replace Potter Quote with bacon.

"After all, to the well-organized mind, bacon is but the next great adventure."

"Nothing like a nighttime bacon to give you ideas."

"I open at the bacon."


"And may the bacon be EVER in your favor!"

(Det sista är från Hunger Spelen, jag vet...)

Oh! I Always wanted to use that bacon!


Edit: "WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-BACON-POO

There's no need to call me Bacon, professor.

As much Bacon and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those bacon that are worst for them. ^^

I WANT MY BACON!*

"Vernon," aunt Petunia was saying in a quivering voice, "look at the bacon** – how could they possibly know where he sleeps?"


*LETTER

**address

"Albus Severus..you were named for the two bacons of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest bacon I ever knew."

"Bacon will help you on the way to greatness"

AHAHAHAHA
*andas*
AHAHAHA

The bravest bacon..

You're in luck, Weasley, Potter's obviously spotted some bacon on the ground!

Luna till harry-
"Youre just as bacon as i am"