Replace Potter Quote with bacon.

''It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your bacon.''

''Bacon can be found - even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light.''

''Not, my daughter, you bacon!''
''Not my bacon, you bitch!''

''Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and all those living without bacon.''

''I solemnly swear that I am up to no bacon.''

''The bacon who lived.''

''I love BACON''
MadSwedishGamer

Seems legit.

Where your bacon is, there will your heart be also.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- Quote by Albus Dumbledore

Not my bacon, you bitch!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- Quote by Molly Weasley

Indeed, your failure to understand that there are things much worse than bacon has always been your greatest weakness.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
- Quote from Dumbledore to Voldermort

I say there are bacon that don’t come off… Bacon that never come off, d’you know what I mean.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
- Quote by Mad-Eye Moody

You may not like him minister but you can´t deny Bacon got style

Dark Bacon lie ahead of us, and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is Bacon.

Well, thank you for that bacon, Mr. Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a bacon. That way, one of you might be on time.

How much are these?
5 Bacons.
How much for me?
5 Bacons.
I'm your brother!
10 Bacons.

Why spiders? Couldn't it be "follow the bacons"?

“Ah, Bacon," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here!”

Not my Bacon you BITCH!

"It is our Bacon, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our Bacon."

Have a Bacon Potter

"Give her Bacon from us, Peeves!"

I'd like to say something. Well, Neville, I'm sure we'd all be fascinated to hear what you have to say. It doesn't matter that Bacon is gone, people die everyday, friends, family. Yeah we lost Bacon tonight, he's still with us... in here, so is Fred, Remus, Tonx all of them. They didn't die in Bacon, but you will, cuz your wrong! Harry's heart did beat for Bacon, for all of Bacon! It's not over-

You think the Bacon we loved ever truly leave us. You think we do not recall that in times of great need. Your Bacon is alive inside you Harry and shiws himself most plainly when you have need of Bacon

Yes — of course — but there’s no Bacon!'
'HAVE YOU GONE MAD?' . 'ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?”

As much Bacon and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its Bacon.

EAT BACON!

"Oh Professor look! I think I found an unaspected Bacon! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?""It is Bacon, my dear," said Professor Trelawney peering down a the chart."Can I have a look at Bacon too, Lavender?

The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it. They didn't think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Bacon.