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Moody: It tastes like gobling piss.
Fred: Have a lot of experiences with that, do you mad-eye?
Sed så ger Moody Fred en mördande blick¨.
Fred: Just trying to diffuse the tension.
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Love that^^ xD

"Oh are you a prefect Percy." - Fred/George Weasley

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat." - George Weasley

Kommer tillbaka när jag har fler

"If we die for them, Harry, I'm gonna kill you!"

-Is it true that you shouted at professor Umbridge?
-Yes
-You called her a liar?
-Yes
-You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
-Yes
-Have a biscuit, Potter

"There's no need to call me sir, professor"

Draco: Keep up old man!
Harry: We're the same age
Draco: I wear it better

"How to distract Scorpius from difficult emotional issues. Take him to a library" -Albus

(Cursed Child)

Hermione: Sluta flytta, båda av er. Det här är djävulens snare! Du måste slappna av. Om du inte gör det kommer det bara att döda dig snabbare!
Ron: Döda oss snabbare? Åh, nu kan jag koppla av!

"HJÄÄÄÄÄLP! ... Pju. Tur att jag inte fick panik"

Hagrid: Sen när kallar du mig sir?
Harry: Sen när kallar du mig Potter?